A Finance Funny

That Didn't Sound Right???

I thought I would share a little funny story:

Phoebe and I take turns praying each night. The other night it was her turn. She asked if I had any prayer request. I told her that I didn't have anything new, but mentioned that I hoped I could sleep better that night.

She went ahead and said her prayer. It the middle of the prayer she decided to pray for me. She was praying that I would get better rest. But technically she said,

"I pray that Mark sleeps well tonight and that he doesn't wake up..."

I was wondering what she meant by that.

After a short pause she said, "...until morning."

Funny Ways to Save Money

You know me, always looking for more ways to save. How about trying some of these! I came across these here.

Funny Ways to Save Money

- Unplug your clocks at night to save on electricity.

- Carry powdered drink mix and add it to water when eating out, to save on buying drinks.

- Eat dog food. (Dry dog food tastes much better than canned)

- Tell everyone you'll be out of town for Christmas, so you can shop the after-Christmas sales for presents.

- Ask your friends to save the labels for you off any new products they buy, so you can put them on your thrift-store purchases when you are buying gifts.

- Run around the house and close the heater vents in all the rooms except your bedroom before going to sleep.

- Encourage mice in the house by leaving crumbs around - so your cat will have a free food supply.

- Learn speed-reading and read books for free while in the aisle at the book store.

- Leave everything in the same place in your house, so you can easily get around at night without turning the lights on.

- Bring back rolls of coins from Canada, to use at the laundromat and in pop machines, saving you 20% or more, depending on the exchange rate.

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See the importance of eating your POST Cereal every morning...

Let's just say I'm glad we don't make these anymore. I mean, both these ingredients together every morning...

A Test About Me!

I have created a little quiz all about me.

Just ten simple questions.

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Good Luck! I look forward to seeing your results.

The Modern Meaning of Christmas

John MacArthur ...Raps?

I found this link on the web today. It is John MacArthur rapping. I thought some of you might enjoy.

It Doesn't Make Sense!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

So True, It's Not Really Funny!

"John Piper is Bad"

John Piper is known as being one bad dude. Seems like after speaking at a Passion event his words were joined with some Michael Jackson music. Here is a a sneak peak of the new Piper Song and what Piper has to say about it.

I think you can hear the entire podcast here through Itunes.

I just thought it was funny. I had the chance to hear Piper speak at the Passion Conference in 1999 in Dallas. He was the only speaker in a wool suit.

A Sobering Thought

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys.

Unselfishness

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

Hummmmmmmmmmmm!